How I Lost 70 Kilo

A Journey of Sweat, Sarcasm, and Smaller Clothes


How I Lost 70 Kilo: And Found a Smaller Pair of Pants is a hilariously honest, sarcastically uplifting, and brutally real account of one person’s accidental triumph over their waistline. Forget those diet gurus with their kale smoothies and morning jogs—this is a weight-loss journey filled with pizza cravings, gym disasters, and the awkward realization that cauliflower is apparently a “thing” now.

Through sweat (and a lot of ironic humor), this book chronicles the highs, lows, and everything in between. Whether you’re looking to shed some pounds or just enjoy someone else’s calorie-counting misery, this is the perfect guide to laughing through the struggle of losing weight—and not completely losing your sanity along the way.